Death by Cholesterol
Apr. 2nd, 2011 10:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pathology_doc1. The KFC Double Down burger, bacon and cheese between two chicken patties and hold the buns. Yes, you heard. Apparently takes "an hour of strenuous exercise to burn off", and described as one of the manliest burgers ever. Of course, if you spend all day at a job involving manual labour and you have one of these for lunch, you can probably kiss those calories goodbye by the time you finish work...
2. For those who have severe ethical problems with vegetarianism, you can have a Hungry Jack's (that's Aussie-speak for Burger King) Whopper which is rather supercharged. In fact, not only is it turned up to eleven, it's turned up by eleven. That's right, you can order up to twelve patties.
This one apparently takes 17 hours of walking to burn off all the calories, but that's no worry so long as you're into rogaining, in which case you're already seven hours into burning off the next one by the time you finish the event.
3. If you can't handle this monster, there's still Hungry Jack's Quad Stack, to wit:
TV commercials are promoting the Hungry Jack's Quad Stack Burger, which contains four beef patties, four slices of cheese, two rashers of bacon, barbecue sauce and two sugared buns.
It contains 71g of fat, 34.7g of saturated fat, 1930 milligrams of sodium and 74.8g protein.
The burger, which sells for $5.95, has no salad and the calorie content equates to more than half a woman's recommended daily energy intake and almost one-third of a man's.
Which, if you're doing long hours at the office and you finish the day as hungry as hell, is probably all the calories you're going to get. Or have time to eat. I could have used a quad stack before starting my weekly six-to-midnight surgical prosection frenzies back in 2007, though I'll cheerfully admit the sodium's a bit of a worry - you can probably put the salt-shaker away for the rest of the week after having one of these.
4. On the other hand, at least the Muslims will be safe... as long as they don't eat too much salad.
2. For those who have severe ethical problems with vegetarianism, you can have a Hungry Jack's (that's Aussie-speak for Burger King) Whopper which is rather supercharged. In fact, not only is it turned up to eleven, it's turned up by eleven. That's right, you can order up to twelve patties.
This one apparently takes 17 hours of walking to burn off all the calories, but that's no worry so long as you're into rogaining, in which case you're already seven hours into burning off the next one by the time you finish the event.
3. If you can't handle this monster, there's still Hungry Jack's Quad Stack, to wit:
TV commercials are promoting the Hungry Jack's Quad Stack Burger, which contains four beef patties, four slices of cheese, two rashers of bacon, barbecue sauce and two sugared buns.
It contains 71g of fat, 34.7g of saturated fat, 1930 milligrams of sodium and 74.8g protein.
The burger, which sells for $5.95, has no salad and the calorie content equates to more than half a woman's recommended daily energy intake and almost one-third of a man's.
Which, if you're doing long hours at the office and you finish the day as hungry as hell, is probably all the calories you're going to get. Or have time to eat. I could have used a quad stack before starting my weekly six-to-midnight surgical prosection frenzies back in 2007, though I'll cheerfully admit the sodium's a bit of a worry - you can probably put the salt-shaker away for the rest of the week after having one of these.
4. On the other hand, at least the Muslims will be safe... as long as they don't eat too much salad.