![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pathology_docYou write a smut-laced romance novel, of course!
From the first link: Just when you think things can’t get any more bizarre with the IPCC, having just learned that the IPPC 2007 report used magazine articles for references, head of the IPCC, Dr. Rajenda Pachauri, provides comedy gold. According to the UK Telegraph, he’s just released what they describe as a “smutty” romance novel, Return to Almora, laced with steamy sex, lots of sex. Oh, and Shirley MacLaine.
The book allegedly tells "the story of a climate expert with a lament for the denuded mountain slopes of Nainital, in northern India, where deforestation by the timber mafia and politicians has “endangered the fragile ecosystem”.
I smell more than a hint of self-insert here, and I think you will too - especially when you learn of the similarities between the good Dr Pachauri and his protagonist Sanjay: Both men are in their 60s, grew up in Nainital and obtained doctorates in the US.
Don't worry, though - according to the article, the relationship between the protagonist and Shirley MacLaine stays strictly platonic.
But I've just realised, dammit: that's why the Himalayan glaciers are melting - it's all that steamy sex going on up there!
From the first link: Just when you think things can’t get any more bizarre with the IPCC, having just learned that the IPPC 2007 report used magazine articles for references, head of the IPCC, Dr. Rajenda Pachauri, provides comedy gold. According to the UK Telegraph, he’s just released what they describe as a “smutty” romance novel, Return to Almora, laced with steamy sex, lots of sex. Oh, and Shirley MacLaine.
The book allegedly tells "the story of a climate expert with a lament for the denuded mountain slopes of Nainital, in northern India, where deforestation by the timber mafia and politicians has “endangered the fragile ecosystem”.
I smell more than a hint of self-insert here, and I think you will too - especially when you learn of the similarities between the good Dr Pachauri and his protagonist Sanjay: Both men are in their 60s, grew up in Nainital and obtained doctorates in the US.
Don't worry, though - according to the article, the relationship between the protagonist and Shirley MacLaine stays strictly platonic.
But I've just realised, dammit: that's why the Himalayan glaciers are melting - it's all that steamy sex going on up there!