News of the World
Aug. 23rd, 2009 07:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
1. Libyan leader Moamer Gaddafi met with Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmet al-Megrahi amid mounting Western outrage over the hero's welcome he received upon his return. This is what happens when you show compassion to a man dying of cancer. They know Libya's reputation - what the hell did they think would happen? I only hope the rumour that they swapped him for a good outcome on trade deals isn't true - Lloyd George and Churchill would be rolling in their graves.
2. Lithuania has opened its first "erotic museum". Approximately 300 exhibits are featured, detailing how the erotic form has been shown throughout time and the owner says he was inspired by ones he saw elsewhere. Ultimately, he says, "I suppose, they will understand that erotica is nice".
I wonder what the Men's toilets are like at the end of a long day. *shudders*
3. While we're on the topic - the headline is bizarre: Hooker wins gold in men's pole vault. Unfortunately for the perverts, it's really quite innocent. Go, Steve.
4. One more bizarre headline: "Crash survivors call for organ donors." It's not all that way-out until you realise that the survivors in question are the ones from this famous crash, which puts a whole new spin on things. The survivors will call for donors to make 'a pact with life, like we did up there in the mountains 37 years ago.' Somehow, I don't think an awareness campaign featuring the most famous cannibals on Earth calling for organ donation is all that good an idea.
2. Lithuania has opened its first "erotic museum". Approximately 300 exhibits are featured, detailing how the erotic form has been shown throughout time and the owner says he was inspired by ones he saw elsewhere. Ultimately, he says, "I suppose, they will understand that erotica is nice".
I wonder what the Men's toilets are like at the end of a long day. *shudders*
3. While we're on the topic - the headline is bizarre: Hooker wins gold in men's pole vault. Unfortunately for the perverts, it's really quite innocent. Go, Steve.
4. One more bizarre headline: "Crash survivors call for organ donors." It's not all that way-out until you realise that the survivors in question are the ones from this famous crash, which puts a whole new spin on things. The survivors will call for donors to make 'a pact with life, like we did up there in the mountains 37 years ago.' Somehow, I don't think an awareness campaign featuring the most famous cannibals on Earth calling for organ donation is all that good an idea.