pathology_doc: Ginny Weasley (film) clutching Riddle's diary: Ginny/Horcrux OTP (Default)
You're invited to: Good day Sir/Madam Please Read and get back to me
By your host: Hamad Samani

Date: Wednesday November 11, 2009
Time: 1:00 am - 2:00 am (GMT +00:00)
Street:

Good day,I’m Mr.Hamad Samani.

You're not, but that's beside the point.

an accountant with the africa development bank

Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

Well at least it's not Nigeria. Okay, what's next?

I need you to be my foreign partner as to present you as the next of kin to a deceased customer of the bank commit identity fraud

There, fixed it for you.

to transfer the sum of (ten million dollars) into your account for both of us. This fund can be shared between us in the ratio of 40% for you and 55% for me and my family. 5% for any incurable expenses that will come during the transfer.

Incurable expenses? You mean to pay for the hitman you're going to use, to secure my share of the money?

This money is presently in a domiciliary account in the Africa development bank here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

Then let it be used to develop Africa.

If you are interested write back to me so that I will send to you the details and how it will be possible to be executed.

Somehow, that isn't very reassuring. Please note my last comment but one.

I promise that there will be no risk

No, only the certainty of death.

as it will pass through international banking laws

You mean "bypass international banking laws", don't you?

and all the necessary information will be given to you as soon as I receive your acceptance letter. Contact me through this email address: XXXXXXX@XXXXXX.XX / Mr.Hamad samani/ ACCOUNTANT africa development bank.

Email address suppressed (and number of characters altered) to protect the stupid, as well as any possible real Hamad Samani who might actually be working at a company with the said email address (which was not, by the way, in Burkina Faso nor with the Africa Development Bank; but bore an origin code inside Western Europe, nation unspecified).

Please also visit the website again to know more concerning the PLANE CRASH which took his live and those of his entire family members in the YEAR 2003 as follows:

666 Truth Not Found Error. Try www.icutthefuellines.com

I need your urgent response and here is my private mobile number for easy communication. Please reply if you can be trusted in this deal. For more adivce you can get back to me on my private mobile Number

Suppressed. Suggest XXX 666 1313. Now, where were those billions arising out of the Copenhagen Treaty going to be invested again?
pathology_doc: Ginny Weasley (film) clutching Riddle's diary: Ginny/Horcrux OTP (Default)
Dear beloved,

You're not my beloved!

I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I came across your email contact from my personal search and I instructed the doctor here in this hospital to help me email you and I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before I will die.

To call the Peelers on you?

I am Mrs. Gloria Caldwell from LONDON, I am 58 years old, I am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast, which also affected my brain.

Obviously, or you wouldn't be pulling a 419 scam. You scum, milking sympathy from the gullible and well-meaning in this fashion.

From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctors have courageously advised me that I may not live beyond the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage. I was brought up in a motherless baby's home, and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child.

Somewhere there's a violin playing, but a Stradivarius would be wasted on you.

My husband and I are true Christians, but quite unfortunately, he died in a fatal motor accident.

Pray tell, Mrs Caldwell; why do your garden secateurs have traces of rubber and dry brake fluid on the blades?

Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $3.2million dollars with a BANK.

You do mean pounds sterling, don't you?

Presently, this money is still in their custody,

And why would it not be?

and the management just wrote me as the Legitimate beneficiary

I believe the term is "account holder".

to come forward to receive the money after keeping it for so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over as a result of my illness, or they get it confiscated.

And return it to the people you scammed it from?

Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment. I have since lost my ability to talk

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."

and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.

"I should spend the money quickly, Commander Bond."

It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor

What? All of them?

and the motherless baby's home where I come from.

$3.2 million divided by, say, not less than 3200 million poor and hungry people in the world is... gee, not much!

I want your good humanitarian, to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around.

Um... between the charity of my choice, the poor - all of them - and your former orphanage, there's not that much left. You wouldn't have a spare few billion on hand, would you?

I must let you know that this was a very hard decision, but I had to take a bold step towards this issue because I have no further option.

The forensic accountants and the tax office were closing in, were they?

I hope you will help see my last wishes come true.

This is what a lawyer is for. But then, you probably need a different sort of lawyer right now.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the BANK.

And I shall direct the bank to INTERPOL's website, just like I did with your colleague. *Checks recent bookmarks*

I will also issue you a letter of authority, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of my funds. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hope to hear from you soonest.

Hope in vain.

Awaiting your reply

Yours in Christ,

Wait till He sees you've been serving Mammon. Hope you've got fireproof knickers for the afterlife; you're going to need them.

Mrs. Gloria Caldwell

Who probably doesn't exist as such, any more than Big Brother, or Emanuel Goldstein, or Miss Joanna Morrison do.
pathology_doc: Ginny Weasley (film) clutching Riddle's diary: Ginny/Horcrux OTP (Default)
I am Joanna the only child of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.johnson Morrison. My father was ahighly reputable busnness magnet who operated in the capital during his days.

A business magnet? How interesting! Bar, horseshoe, or toroidal?

It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the September 2006. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been master minded by an uncle of his who traveled with him at that time.

OH NOES, A WICKED UNCLE!

But God knows the truth!

So do we all now, apparently. Sounds like Ms Morrison's magnetic father attracted not only business but also lead!

My mother died when I was just 6yrs old, and since then my father took me so special.

I don't even want to begin thinking about the implications of this. WAITER!! BRAINBLEACH!!!

Before his death on September 2006, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of Seven Million, Four Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. (USD $ 7,400,000.00) left in fixed deposit account in one of the leading banks here.

Where's 'here'? Lagos?

He further told me that he deposited the money in my name, and also gave me all the necessary but legal documents to this fund with the bank.

As opposed to the necessary but illegal ones? The unnecessary but legal ones? The mind boggles.

I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really do not know what to do.

Getting out of the scamming game before you get arrested might be a good idea! Alternatively, you might want to put some of that money towards a better English teacher. Er... and pushing F7 while you're in your word processor might also help from time to time. Or right-click on those squiggly red and green lines that appear underneath the words. That'll have much the same effect.

Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convinient for me to return back home if I so desire. This is because I have Suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisishere in my CONUTRY.

I suspect the convenient time will probably be 'never'. Between her mother who died when she was six, her father who took her so special for fifteen years after that and his uncle who murdered him, it sounds like her country's incessant political crisis is the least of her problems!

The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.

Fancy that! I'd never have guessed.

I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world.

Got news for you, honey - anyone who responds to your little scam is by definition even more ignorant.

I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.

How does "fuck off" sound?

Now permit me to ask these few questions:

1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?


No.

2. Can I completely trust you?

Sure you can. *Opens browser window, starts typing: http://www.interpol.int/ *

Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you The Detail

The only detail you're going to see is the detail of men in trenchcoats with guns and handcuffs who come knocking on your door early one morning. Name's Spade, Sam Spade.


And Also inform you more details involved in this matter.

Any further information is too much information.

Kind Regards,
Miss Joanna Morrison


Whoever this person is, wherever they are, I can almost guarantee that their name is not Joanna Morrison. One of their many passports might have that name, but that's about all.

Brilliance

Jul. 3rd, 2009 04:26 am
pathology_doc: Ginny Weasley (film) clutching Riddle's diary: Ginny/Horcrux OTP (Default)
Okay, this has to have been made with Twilight in mind.





*evil grin*

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