pathology_doc: Ginny Weasley (film) clutching Riddle's diary: Ginny/Horcrux OTP (Default)
Inspired by a post at [livejournal.com profile] badfic_quotes, and crossposted as a reply.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sad Grey Orbs.


It's bad enough that I get slashed with Potter and with Snape
But now I find I'm no more than a colour and a shape
But given who writes Potterfic, I guess it's no surprise
I'm a Sueified blond Slytherin with sad grey orbs for eyes.

I know I've been a coward but I have to say I'm pissed,
When they make me sing these Muggle songs that don't as yet exist,
And keep wrist-slitting company with emo girls and guys
As a Sueified blond Slytherin with sad grey orbs for eyes.

I'd happily fuck Potter if the Suethors would refrain
From writing about single tears upon my cheeks like rain
Every time his penis finds its way between the thighs
Of this Sueified blond Slytherin with sad grey orbs for eyes.

And now we've reached the epilogue, the story of my life
I've become so unimportant they won't even name my wife.
And my son is off to Hogwarts, and the post-war fics reprise
A Sueified blond Slytherin with sad grey orbs for eyes.

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